Let the Games begin...
“Let the Games begin”, says the latest in a very long line
of e-mails from the helpful girls and boys at London 2012. “One day to go”, I’m
told, just in case I’d missed a moment of the countdown. With the BBC’s
gargantuan Olympics coverage cranking up to full swing, it’s hardly possible. I
did snigger a little at Fiona Bruce, with an old fashioned mike pinned to her
lapel, sounding like she was reading the news from inside a toilet bowl. I
don’t think the studio had been quite sorted out by Tuesday night.
Oh, and almost forgot my nap of the, er, meeting, Germany to wear the Equestrian Team Eventing gold medals at 9-4.
(By the way, does anyone else find those BBC adverts
featuring computer enhanced superhuman athletes with bursting, rippling muscles
and etiolated bodies jumping and diving about the place just a bit too
suggestive of the effects of drug enhanced training regimes? Surely a bit
incongruous in a climate of public revulsion at such abuse in sport. No? Just
me then.)
On the eve of the opening ceremony, I think I am ready. I’ve
checked the rules, regs and travel for Saturday: get to the Park two hours
early… get to the Aquatics Centre 90 minutes early… airport style security… one
small soft bag only… small lensed camera only…no ambush marketing (the orange
mini-dress goes back in the wardrobe)…
So I’d better get some bets down.
We will be perched up in the Gods for the first swimming
finals of the Games. And it would be rude not to take an interest. I’ve taken
5-1 about Hannah Miley in the 400m Individual Medley, who has a
fair shout of landing Britain’s first Gold in the pool, propelled down the lanes
on a wave of home fervour. It could be Britain’s first Gold anywhere if
Cavendish fails to land the time trial on Saturday afternoon. Miley, coached by
her father, has serious claims, but is ranked third in the world, and will have
to shave a few fractions off her PB to win.
Before that, we will witness Round 1 of a mouthwatering series
of Ryan Lochte v Michael Phelps head to heads. This one is the 400m
Individual Medley. Lochte beat Phelps in this event at the US trials earlier this month.
But I’m happy to take a chance of Phelps reversing the form at 6-4,
though that is hardly value by any of my normal rules (can’t see the exacta
being a big payout either) The Lochte-Phelps duels are likely to be the story
of the pool. Lochte is hot property right now and nobody will be surprised if
he bounds well clear of the Phelps’ shadow.
Away from the pool, I’ve done a terrible thing and opposed
Cavendish in the Road Race. I just looked a the 7-1 available for Peter
Sagan and thought that was just a bit too much like value. The
Slovakian has had a stonking Tour de France, landing the overall points
classification, with Cavendish back in third. Cav is a legend, of course, and
will have been saving plenty for the inevitable sprint up The Mall. But 7-1
just looks a bit big to me.
I absolutely loved the final stage of the Tour de France
last Sunday. Wiggins showed all his class and temperament in the way he refused
to coast round the streets of Paris, enjoying his victory. Instead, he dug deep
for the team that had pushed him to the brink of victory and led out for Cav’s sprint
finish in an absolutely beautifully orchestrated piece of team tactics. Proper
respect due and, I’ll confess, lump in the throat time. So I feel bad about
deserting Cavendish on Saturday. To assuage this reckless act, I’ve patriotically
doubled up Wiggins in the Time Trial with Hoy in the Keirin
later next week. It could have been worse, but Paddy Power wouldn’t let
me put these two together with the British Team Pursuit Gold (also odds-on) for
what would have been a treble of stupefying mugness. I shall content myself
with the double.
Oh, and almost forgot my nap of the, er, meeting, Germany to wear the Equestrian Team Eventing gold medals at 9-4.
With decent cards at Ascot and York over the next couple of
days, I aim to use my time wisely to unearth even more staggeringly good bets.
In the meantime, bring it on, as they say.
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