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Monday, 18 May 2015

London to Brighton

“That might be nice”, said Mrs A. “Find a nice little B&B up on the South Downs for an overnight stop”. It did indeed sound appealing. Tough going, but over a couple of days, probably achievable.

Bryn had e-mail me a link to a British Heart Foundation page about a London to Brighton walk over a Summer weekend. On further investigation, the challenge seemed a tad tougher than Mrs A and I had initially thought.  The idea was to depart from south London on Saturday morning and arrive in Brighton on Sunday afternoon, having walked through the night. The walk was filed under their ‘extreme events’ section: ‘The ultimate walking challenge. Up to 30 hours to walk 100k from London to Brighton’.

It was either trepidation about rambling across Box Hill in the dark with only a head torch to stave off an 80 foot plunge that finally put Mrs A off; or the prospect of me, Bryn, Ad and Ben talking about cricket averages for a day and a half. Either way, she instead decided to volunteer her services as support crew during our marathon adventure. A grand gesture, the full implications of which may not yet have hit home. Neither is it clear whether the dog will be assisting her.

The route is lovely and I’m sure in the more relaxed moments, we’ll be commenting in Hardy-esque tones about some of the finest landscape in southern England. The start is at Kempton racecourse. The irony of a post on Mug Punting about a journey from there to the finish at Brighton racecourse that does not contain any other reference to racing is not lost on me.

The training is going well: first my right knee twinged a bit, then the heel felt sore, now my left knee feels loose. The whole house has a faint smell of embrocation.

Still, I’ve sorted the sock strategy. A new pair every 10 miles is the answer. Keeps the feet fresh, apparently, and is the best prevention against blisters. There are masseurs on the course, too. Fantastic, though anyone who wants to put their fingers anywhere near my feet will require lead lined gloves and a carefully worded life insurance policy.  

All sorts of help is available ‘out there’. Ben has been providing some excellent advice on lubricants, gels and sprays that he found on a website somewhere. I’ll say no more.

I’ve only joined up with the south London members of our foursome once. We hiked from Battersea to Richmond and then through the park to Norbiton and finished with a welcoming plate of sausage and mash.  It was a relief to discover that we all walked at roughly the same pace and had a similar idea about stop/rest strategies. We are all on the same page.

Bryn is Team Leader (the trek was his mad, inspired idea) and has taken on the task of organisation this ramshackle crowd into a lean and hungry team. Walking past the practising boat crews around Putney and Hammersmith, Bryn was keenly eying the coxes with their well-used megaphones. “Step it up Davoski!” he rehearsed through funnelled fingers. Thankfully, the rest of the team were on the same page about this policy too. Brynaldo would be involuntarily breaking wind into a megaphone pretty sharply, should one be produced on the day.

There are some sensible ground rules emerging about language and motivation. Banned phrases include ‘Are we nearly there yet, Dad?’ , ‘I could murder a pint’ and ‘Is there a kebab shop near here?’ No-one is allowed to say ‘Shut the f**k up!’ until at least all the pleasantries about the weather and personal wellbeing have been exhausted.

How do you really train properly for a 100km walk? Even to get close to halfway (let alone two-thirds as you might do for marathon) will take over ten hours. I’m currently working up to that milestone.

Apart from an outing with the rest of the team, Mrs A and I have been joining any handy local sponsored charity walk going. Last Sunday, hiking 18 miles across some of the best bits of Ashridge for the Children’s Society Berkhamsted Walk was a treat. I was tired afterwards, so there is clearly some way to go.

And then this Sunday we tagged onto the Chilterns Dog Rescue Society’s amble through Wendover Woods. This is from where our dog came, so it was a worthwhile cause and all that. However, as Mrs A observed, here we were trouping along tracks Indian file with 40 other dog owners and their muts, regimented by yellow-bibbed volunteers. Suddenly we had become part of a crowd we used to openly mock.

This week I ordered some kit. I feel better about the trek already. Multiple pairs of grippy merino wool socks, a ‘wick-away’ long sleeved base layer (I think that means it’s a t-shirt) and a breathable zipped-top with holes in the cuffs for my thumbs. Oh, and a nice purple 10l backpack that I may lose to any of the girls in the house. Dog included. Sorted. All the gear, no idea…

The last thing to mention is sponsorship. Apart from the sheer personal satisfaction of achieving this monumental undertaking (am I overdoing it?), there is, inevitably, a sponsorship target to achieve. I would be extremely grateful for any contributions to my British Heart Foundation fundraising page. In return, I can offer you/spare you [delete as appropriate] an unexpurgated, candid and blow-by-blow account of the walk itself on 27th/28th June, right here.

You will also be contributing to a fantastically worthy cause. The BHF really do some excellent work. Heart disease is the UK’s biggest killer. It is entirely possible that some of the resources we are aiming to raise money for will be required to carry us over the line. Defibrillators en route, we are hoping.

Thanks for your support.

More soon…


Friday, 15 May 2015

Jumps wrap 2014-15

The flat. I’m not feeling it. Not yet anyway. I’ve let the Guineas and the Dante go with barely a ripple in my Bet365 vat. So maybe I’ll indulge in a little look back over the completed jumps season before the need to thrash around in the nether regions of the Carnarvon Stakes formbook takes hold of me.   

The Punchestown Festival is technically the first big meeting of each new jump season. For all practical purposes, of course, it is the final monster meeting of the old one. Punchestown’s five days of top quality Grade 1 action, competitive handicaps and a bottomless well of bumpers became yet another stage for the Willie Mullins showcase. A Festival he has plundered with ease in previous renewals, this season his dominance hit new heights and crowned a majestic season.

Un De Sceaux. 

These are easy words to tap out on a tired old laptop. What do such glib phrases mean? For starters, he banked €4.2m in prize money and handled 187 winners in Ireland. More than twice the number of his nearest rival. The strike rate was a jaw-dropping 34%. Given the short prices at which many of his stable stars plunder their races, it is even more remarkable that Mullins shows a 41.5 point profit to a level £1 stake.

Uncompetitive events and shallow pools, I hear you mutter. Well, over this side of the sea the Mullins juggernaut picked up just shy of £1.4m to finish 4th in the trainers table with 16 winners from 91 entries.

I haven’t finished yet. If there was any doubt that this was his best season ever, the stable landed 30, that’s thirty, Grade 1s in Britain (8) and Ireland (22) during 14-15 (including last week’s Punchestown meeting). During the same period for 13-14, he snaffled a mere 19.



Even without a stat attack, the casual observer would be struck by Mullins’ barely credible strength in depth, which now extends across all the jumps divisions. Where once he was weaker in the staying chase department, we now see a nap hand of potential Gold Cup winners. Keeping them apart will be his challenge, though with some of his front rank in the ownership of Gigginstown who don’t mind pitching their beasts against each other, there is more prospect of some juicy clashes.

In looking back, what I’m really doing is looking forward. How about Mullins emulating Michael Dickinson’s Famous Five feat in the 1983 Gold Cup like this:
  1. Vautour 
  2. Don Poli
  3. Djakadam
  4. Valseur Lido
  5. Vroum Vroum Mag 
Combination Quinteta anyone? Has Fred Done invented the Tote bet yet?

I might have a saver on Don Cossack though. For me, the most improved horse in training this season. What a campaign the horse has had, navigated beautifully by the gifted Gordon Elliott. And capped with a rare Mullins party spoiler in the Punchestown Gold Cup. In truth Cheltenham may not be the Don’s ideal track, but the point about the strength of Irish racing is writ large. It seems set only to get better.

It puts into perspective the achievements of Paul Nicholls. He ran away with the British trainers championship and put together a season-long series of big Saturday winners. He had few answers when the best Irish horses came out to play, though. Silviniaco Conti kept the flag flying everywhere except Cheltenham and Dodging Bullets, somewhat surprisingly, came to the fore in a sub-standard Queen Mother Champion Chase. As ever, he has a few good ones to look forward to next term. Mildmay winner Saphir Du Reu and Coral Cup winner Aux Ptits Soins would be close to the top of the list.

I still like Paul Nicholls. He is one of the trainers that tries to be honest about his stable. Everything he says is under intense scrutiny and he gets lambasted if he’s too bullish about the chances of a horse. Understandable if he shows a bit of irritation now and again. 

Better his enthusiasm than the smoke and mirrors of the Nicky Henderson operation. He looks shattered these days. A trainer whose nervous disposition sees him increasingly reluctant to actually run his horses. He’s more florid and heavy lidded than ever. All his interviews seem to end in damp-eyed sentimental jibberish. Maybe the burden of hosting a superstar like Sprinter Sacre has taken its toll. Time to step aside?

Florid

Not that he could ever do so with the total, unalloyed respect that accompanied the retirement of AP McCoy. This blog has paid tribute to The Champ on more occasions than one. He leaves a massive hole in the punter’s armoury. His are boots that Dickie Johnson, Tom Scudamore and the like will never fill.

Sandown’s old Whitbread Gold Cup meeting was the last day of the domestic jumps season and they conspired with Channel 4 to play up the retirement of McCoy to full effect: guards of honour, Champion Jockey presentation, family photos, interviews… Only a fairytale last day winner was missing.

Other awards were dished out at Sandown too.  Many Clouds garnered the accolade of British Jump Racing Horse of the Year. I have absolutely no complaints about this. He was a firm favourite of mine long before his breathtaking Grand National victory. That Aintree performance put him in to a different league. The winning time of 8 minutes 56.8 seconds was the second fastest in the race's history. And no horse has carried a higher weight to victory since Red Rum in 1974.

He is also the first horse to win both the Hennessy Gold Cup and Grand National in the same season. I backed him in the former and then abandoned him for the Grand National, calculating that after his disappointing Gold Cup effort, he couldn’t lump 11s 9lb to win the world’s most famous steeplechase. I was wrong. How he loved those fences!


Many Clouds was in my 40 to follow last season. I wish I’d stuck with him this term. More precisely, if I’d stuck with the full 40 horse stable from 2013-14 I would have done better than this. Apart from the Sherwood star, Jezki, Annacotty, Carole’s Spirit, and Le Reve all had double figure and/or handsome multiple wins all season.

As it was, I just about scraped a profit with this season selections – a measly £35 gain on a turnover of £550-odd. Worth the effort? Well, yeah. I still love fretting about all this stuff. And I beat my Bruv in our family challenge, so that’s something isn’t it?

Outside the 40TF, tiny profits about summarise the rest of my punting season too. A few quid at Cheltenham, better at Aintree, wipe out at Punchestown. It has been tough going this campaign.

There have been some personal highlights though. A return to Catterick races after 25 years was a lovely experience and a first ever visit to Aintree’s Grand National meeting was a massive thrill.

So much to look forward to in the coming season. It will be interesting to see whether the BHA’s new Comprehensive Review of Jump Racing will have any short term impacts. The review got underway a month ago and has a remit to “assess the health of the sport, identify challenges and deliver recommendations to safeguard future of the code and deliver growth.” No small task then. The panel will look at the race programme, field sizes, breeding and prize money, with grass roots and middle tiers a particular focus.

The BHA comes in for a fair amount of stick in an average season, but I applaud the review, or at least aspects of it. The jumps race programme, prize money and field sizes have long been a problem. The dominance of Cheltenham and its impact on the rest of the season is part of this. It is a structural issue that a bit of extra prize money won’t be enough to fix. Though increasing it would help. As it would with the decline of jump racing in the north. Just mentioning Michael Dickinson earlier in this blog simultaneously quickened my pulse and sparked regret. The glory days of northern racing are long over.

Even recent bright spots have been snuffed out. Ferdy Murphy has successfully relocated to France, Nicky Richards remains a low key trainer, Donald McCain has lost his mojo, and O’Meara and Fahey barely bother with the jumps game these days.  The contrast with flat fortunes in the north as exemplified by these last two could not be more stark.

Ironically, Donald McCain is one of the committee members. His sage views would be very interesting to hear. The membership runs to 20 souls (just two women!) from betting, journalism, broadcast media, training, horse ownership, track ownership and the BHA. I couldn’t obviously see anyone who represented the punter’s view, unless that is considered to be the role of Lee Mottershead, the Racing Post representative.

We’ll see.


In the meantime, Summer beckons and I really should look at that massive Lockinge field…



Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Aintree Ladies Day

Bacchy and Debs swung by our place on Thursday afternoon. Bacchy’s finely crafted plan involved me joining them for a departure just before the Foxhunters so the three of us could hook up with their friends in Altrincham. From there to the races the next day.

I had never been to Aintree before and it had been years since Bacchy’s last appearance. The trip had its roots in a drunken conversation in the Mow during a Christmas drink. How many similar aspirations never even make it out of the pub door? So there was cause for smugness as we sat in our back garden, lapping up the Spring rays and contemplating a decent opening day card. My lumpy forehead, courtesy of a losing altercation with an intransigent Whitstable door, was a last minute scare. But the tennis ball on my left temple was receding by the hour.  

We caught the majority of the action between the bookies and the telly, whilst Debs and Mrs A hit the hostelries. 

Silviniaco Conti was brave in the Betfred Bowl, confirming, if further proof was needed, that Cheltenham is not his track. The Aintree Hurdle was disappointing. Arctic Fire looked booked for a comfortable win before Ruby took a tumble at the last, a la Annie Power. It denied us one last battle between this generation’s pre-eminent jockeys. McCoy aboard Jezki was left to coast home unopposed.

The Foxhunters rolled around and no sign of the girls. We watched Nina Carberry complete an impressive Cheltenham-Aintree foxhunters double aboard On The Fringe. She may only one way of riding, but it is very effective.

We bombed up to Altrincham in Bacchy’s new, low-slung saloon, accompanied by The The and Neil Young. The late departure was very squarely blamed on the ladies’ overdue return from the pub. I was only marginally maudlin about the fate of my day’s race selections. Three of them hit the bar, the last of which, I learned as we circumvented Bicester, was chinned in the big handicap of the day. Call The Cops owes me nowt, though.

There was time at Bacchy and Deb’s mates for a couple of beers before heading out for some grub. Jules and Mark took us to a restaurant where The Real Wives of Cheshire is filmed. Finally, credibility with my teenage daughters! The jokes were that this part of Cheshire is known as Orange County, such is the demand for spray-tan studios.

Mark informed me that we were in Hale, not Altrincham. One of the richest and most desirable areas in Manchester. Mark had been in advertising. He told me that he didn’t know Pickering, my home town, but knew Malton down the road because it had a billboard-sized advertising hoarding on the A64. “I know ‘em all mate. I know ‘em all.” I didn’t doubt it. He knew his stuff, talked a million miles an hour and repeated everything. Everything.

Wayne Rooney is an occasional visitor to The Railway for a game of darts. This excellent boozer where we rounded off the evening has a traditional local feel and, rather pleasingly, sits awkwardly with the swish wine bars, double fronted antiques shops and million-pound estate agents down the high street. Refreshing.

Over a couple of nightcaps, Bacchy’s defence about his non-appearance at Cheltenham this year almost began to unravel. Debs pointed an accusing finger and asserted that Bacchy hadn’t even asked for the time off until far too late; and that next year he should follow due process and put in formal leave request. There was much humorous scoffing on both sides, but then Debs showed her real hand. “How does it look if I let my husband go to the races and gamble irresponsibly when he is the business manager at the school where I am the head teacher…?” There’s the bottom line. Font size 24, bold, underline and italics. He needs a new job.

Bacchy had been toying with the idea of driving to the track until Mark set him straight. “No, you gotta see the sights on the train up to Aintree. Top entertainment. Top entertainment.” The public transport plan sounded convoluted but workable. Either side some studious web-based punting, there was even time for a rather fine bacon and tomato flaky pastry wrap from the superior bakers on Hale High Street. You don’t quality like that in Altrincham.

Mark’s scheduling was spot on. We were at Liverpool Central in bags of time. The platform was crammed with eye-popping distractions. Aintree executives had discouraged the press from taking unflattering photos of Ladies Day scenes out of ‘respect for all our racegoers’. Snappers have had a field day over the years posting pics of brassy Scouse lasses in skimpy dresses, tottering on mega-heels and engaging in unrestrained behaviour. The racecourse was keen to claw back some integrity, though Alastair Darling in that morning’s RP was in forgiving mood and was celebrating this proud City’s desire to show off and put on a proper party. 



Up at the track, the sights and sounds were even more diverting. We nearly got derailed before the turnstiles by a stream of women alighting a coach each wearing golden sashes identifying them as Cheryl’s Hen Party. I flinched at the rasping cry at my left ear: “Mam! Have ya gorra drink, yeah?”

The Radio Mersey stand was belting out some furious dance beats and the DJ was giving away free flip-flops from giant piles in front of the speakers. “Ladies. Never mind those heels. Try our flip flops! Come to the races and save your souls!” That’s what I call a pitch.

We hooked up with Mark’s crowd in the KFC. They’d got a minibus up from Lancaster that morning and had already made a steady start on the ale. This was an annual fixture for Mark’s squad and we left them in their usual berth by the two-furlong pole to recce the track for ourselves.

Navigating the Cheltenham Festival logistics is all well and good with 15-odd years’ experience to draw on, but Aintree was a whole other ball game. Finding somewhere to watch the racing and grab a pint was a challenge.

40,000 punters were squeezed in to a strip from the turn after the winning post back passed Mark’s gang to temporary stands way up by the three-furlong pin. Three new grandstands clustered around the bend. We gazed enviously up to galleried lounges filled with smart-suited types taking in great views through floor-to-ceiling windows over the parade ring. 



Checking out the runners for the first, we overheard a Burberry-clad Southerner mutter, “It’s not like Cheltenham is it?” Spot on. Though everything we saw was honest, good natured and well meant. Loud, yes. In yer face, yes. But as far as lairy behaviour goes, nothing tops my only experience of Royal Ascot one hot Summer before the redevelopment, where the scenes were a lot more like Geordie Shore meets Ex On The Beach than Made In Chelsea. Binky wouldn’t have known where to look.

As the races unfolded, we found the best place to stand was at the top of the concrete embankment about half a furlong out, next to the parties and picnickers who hadn’t seen a horse in the flesh all afternoon.


My only winner of the day was a good one: Malcolm Jefferson’s Cyrus Darius pulled well away in the Top Novice Hurdle. Quite how strong a renewal this was is open to question with the unconvincing Vago Collonges back in 2nd. But Cyrus will be chasing next year and went straight on my list anyway.

I had half an eye on the Twelve to Follow all day and when Saphir Du Rheu won the novice chase in commanding style, I was back in front and feeling confident.

The showpiece of the day was a competitive looking Melling Chase with a host of multiple Grade 1 winners stacking the card. Don Cossack made a mockery of all that with some big jumping and ran away from the toiling pack. Both my fancies fell. Sire De Grugy has not been the same horse this season came to grief at the ditch. Balder Succes, tragically, had to be put down the following day, unable to recover from the damage in his shoulder sustained in his tumble. Steve Ayres, the horse’s lad was distraught. “I really do feel I’ve lost my best friend" he said after he shared his grief on Twitter. Desperate stuff.

That might have put my Twelve To Follow grief in to a more of a sober context, had I known. As it was, Don Cossack’s impressive win had put Bryn in charge. The game was up. Both selections I’d made for the two bonus races that day had been declared not runners. Pesky Whitstable wifi. The consumption of a foot long, luke warm, gritty hot dog with watery onions in a dissolving bread roll did nothing to lift my mood.  

On the other hand, watching the Topham Chase from in front of The Chair was a proper thrill. Its reputation as the most spectacular obstacle on the course meant that there were cameras and booms of every description lodged in precarious positions, all aiming to capture the drama. The rail was packed too. The lads next to us in three-piece suits and slicked haircuts were rehearsing a barrage of Aston Villa-taunting songs in advance of their clash with Liverpool in the FA Cup semi the following week: “They’re here. They’re there. They’re every fuckin’ where. Empty seats! Empty seats!”

Sam Whaley-Cohen steered Rajdhani Express to a victory that meant he became the winning-most jockey over the National fences. Not bad for an erudite amateur.

Rajdhani Express taking The Chair... 
...and closing out the race.
Bacchy was still winless. We both fancied Alpha Des Obeaux in the Sefton Novices Hurdle, and headed back to Mark’s pavilion to watch it. Turned out a couple of the other lads had fancied the big price about this Irish raider too. He was running a stonking race when headed by Thistlecrack coming to the last. Dickie Johnson aboard Alpha had galvanised his charge, as he so often does, and fired the horse into the final hurdle. And also as he so often does, he couldn’t get the horse back up again. When Alpha hit the deck in a heap, the air instantly turned blue with murderous expletives directed Johnson’s way. The horse was probably beaten, but our well-practised glower over pints of Crabbies (…yes, it had come to alcoholic ginger beer by then…) told you we would have liked to see him try.

Barter Hill won the bumper well for small-time trainer Ben Pauling. Bellshill rolled up in second, I’m pleased to say. He had been tipped to Si and I by a steaming Dubliner in a pub toilet in Cheltenham and I’d let him go off unbacked here.

At that point I made a hasty retreat to catch my connection home via Chester. Steve and Debs were spending another night and coming back the next day. Passing the Radio Mersey stand, I noted the piles of flip-flops and been decimated. Nearly every woman near me was wearing a pair, saving their souls, and taking their heels home slung around the straps of tiny handbags.

The schedule was fairly tight but I made my transfer with a few minutes to spare. “On the Chester train. Cheers for organising a top day”, I texted Bacchy. His reply a few hours later suggested he had just crawled out of the pavilion after a few more sherberts with the Lancaster boys and was heading for a night in town. This was his photo posted on Facebook capturing some of the spirit of Ladies Day. 
"Broken heels, bookies pens and drinks"
Superb. Who’s to say we won’t be back for more sport next year.






Monday, 27 April 2015

Use your head

This fine April weather has given my high forehead a decent bit of sun blush.  “Look at your tan! Have you been away?” people keep asking me.

“Yes. Whitstable!” I reply.  Not quite Grenada (as I watch a turgid test match unfold in the Caribbean), but very nice all the same.

We celebrated one Easter and two birthdays in a tall, thin house close to the seafront. Close also to the Old Neptune pub, reputedly the only boozer in England to be actually built on a beach. Doubly brilliant, it’s not a Shepherd Neame pub! Coming to this part of Kent, with the brewer based down the road in Faversham, it is inevitable that stale pints will be supped that are drawn straight from the estuary and filtered to the pumps through a mucky duster. Not a fan. So the Harveys on offer in the Old Neptune was eagerly consumed. 

Bex and GC recommended the place to us. Their party had celebrated New Year here and I was a bit disappointed to find there was no leftover wine in the fridge, nor beer in the cupboard.  Bloody cleaners…

The house had four bedrooms. More than adequate for the four of us, plus our friends Julie & Callum.  Callum, however, didn’t need any of them. In some crazy dare-bet with Daughter no 2, he had accepted a challenge not to sleep in the bedrooms on any night of our stay, in return for the sum of £2. I’ll hold my hand up to any amount of mug punting, but even I would struggle to squeeze the value out of such a transaction.

His four nights, then, were spent in an upstairs linen cupboard, a downstairs utility room, a cloakroom over the cellar and the back of our car.

Callum went on to claim a further £2 from my spendthrift daughter by fearlessly wading out into the April sea up to his neck. Paying up, she said “Hmm. I wanted to see a bit more pain, really.”

We had stunning weather during our stay. Long walks along the beach whilst the dog exercised us. And long walks back into a headwind – hence the tan.  

Great sunsets, too. (Well you have to...)






Despite this being Shepherd Neame country, we did well for ale. Local Whitstable brewery fare in the Pearsons Arms and Adnams in the Oyster Shack on the beach (reputedly the only shack to be actually built on a beach… oh no, maybe not.)

We met up a couple of times with our friends and Whitstable inhabitants Jan & Ian and their family. Every time I come to this town I like it more and more.

My only complaint was the lack of internet access. Yes, I’m all for low-fi-get-away-from-it-all breaks. Any time at all. Except when I need to make crucial, possibly life changing transfers in the jumps’ season Twelve To Follow competition. Going in to Aintree I was leading the hungry pack snapping at my heels, and feeling confident. It turned out that my inability to do any intensive web-based research into the stats, entries, forums, and general e-banter about the forthcoming Aintree meeting lost me the prize. Right there.  Only I didn’t know it at the time. There will be more bleating and bellyaching about this in the next post.

Packing up for home, I was doing a last sweep for dirty socks and hidden glasses upstairs when I missed out a step between the loft bedrooms. I went down like Latalomne at the second last and smashed my head in to the door. I could feel the sinews in the back of my neck crackle as my head was thrust back. It really hurt.

I had only two thoughts. The first, as I looked at the blood smeared door panel was, ‘I hope we get our damage deposit back’; and the second was, ‘I hope I don’t get concussion that stops me going to Aintree’.  On the way home the girls were told to keep poking me in case I fell asleep.

Very much like the test match in Grenada, it was all fine in the end. Although I did have a nice big bruise to go with the tan: a door-kissed and sun-kissed forehead. This season’s winning combination.


Friday, 3 April 2015

Grand National betting - Opening Day horses

And so to Aintree. Second only to the magical Cheltenham in quality and importance at the top of the national hunt hierarchy. This season there is an extra week between the two equine festivals, courtesy of a religious one. This means there is precious extra recovery time for trainers looking to send Cheltenham horses to Liverpool. Others bypassed Prestbury Park altogether in favour of competing fresh on this flatter, tighter track. And all-conquering Willie Mullins looks like sending more of his stars to Aintree than usual as well.

It’s not just horses that welcome the extra break. After a frenetic Cheltenham Festival, I’m delighted to report that I’ve had some welcome box rest, have eaten up well and am looking forward to making my debut at the Grand National Festival. I’m there for Ladies Day next Friday and I can’t wait to finally get a sight of the famous track. That’s day two of this tight, lean and classy three-day Festival.

The action kicks off with some tingling action on Thursday, arguably my favourite day, with four straight Grade 1s. Boom! Check out Grand National betting - Opening Day horses 

Looking at the 5-day declarations, we are in for an outstanding show. The 2½m Manifesto Novices Chase is a relatively new race. In the six previous runnings it has not yet gone to a Cheltenham Festival winner. Without the trio of Irish horses that filled the frame in the Jewson over the same trip, and in the absence of the Arkle and RSA winners, this renewal won’t crack that stat.  

In a season that has so far provided a pretty average bunch of British novice chasers, there is an opportunity for some home grown talent to make their mark. Particularly as the eye-catching Irish entries – Apache Stronghold, Gitanes Du Berlais and Valseur Lido – will line up at Fairyhouse this weekend instead. Josses Hill ran better than anticipated in the Arkle and maybe he is finally getting his act together. God’s Own re-opposes him, having got nearest to Un De Sceaux at Cheltenham, but the one who might improve for the step up in trip most is Vibrato Valtat who was rather taken out of his comfort zone last month and may settle better if taking his chance here.

Conversely, the Anniversary 4-y-o Juvenile Hurdle is a good race for Cheltenham horses – 10 of the last 12 winners ran there. Favourites have also bagged 7 of the last 10 starts. Hargam, so game in the Triumph, could be very hard to beat here.

The day’s top chase is the Betfred Bowl over 3m 1f. The race was first run in 1984 and raised to Grade 1 status in 2010. It can throw up the odd surprise. Remember 50-1 shot Follow The Plan in 2012? No market leader has won it since Exotic Dancer in 2007, though 2nd favourites have won four of the last five.

Silviniaco Conti will be a sound choice at short odds. He bounced back from defeat in the Gold Cup last year to land this and there will be plenty thinking he can repeat the trick. Cheltenham obviously does not suit him, and whilst he’ll be better here, my feeling is that the pick of his form this season is a notch below last term. Holywell will also be vying for favouritism on a track he loves, but again his form this season doesn’t bear the closest of scrutiny. I like Al Ferof too, but there is still a niggling doubt about his form over three miles.

I’ll look elsewhere. Ma Filleule looks to be coming to her peak at exactly the right time, just as she did last season, and I like some of the 11-2 on offer. Early prices here

The best race is without doubt the Aintree Hurdle, run at an intermediate trip of 2½m. This race has benefitted from the switch from the Grand National card to here where it has room to breath and show off its shiny credentials. There have been some thrilling finishes down the years and good horses that failed to make their mark at Prestbury Park have often made this race their own: Oscar Whisky and Al Eile spring to mind.

If all the 5 day declarations line up, this will be an absolute belter: Champion Hurdle warriors Hurricane Fly, Jezki and Arctic Fire all re-opposing. And then for added spice, chuck in Rock On Ruby who will love this trip and the exciting young Coral Cup winner Au Ptit Soins. Mouth watering. I like Blue Heron at a big price each way. But it’s hard to see him improving enough at 7 to beat this stellar field outright.

The Fox Hunter Chase is the meeting’s first race over the Grand National Fences and it is a daunting prospect for the amateur riders. Hair-raising viewing.

The day rounds off with a couple of competitive handicaps. The Red Rum Handicap Chase is a 2m stomp where the stats nod (and no more) towards the success of horses at the head of the market and equally that anything carrying more than 11st 1lb is going to struggle.

Closing out the day is the Injured Jockeys Fund Handicap Hurdle over 3m. A good race and one that in 2012 saw Malcolm Jefferson complete a remarkable double when Cape Tribulation bounded away with this after also having won the Pertemps Final at Cheltenham.


If you haven’t filled your boots by end of racing, get your best strides on for Ladies Day Friday. You can guarantee that the good womenfolk of Liverpool will be making the effort.